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PostPosted: 07.04.10 
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PostPosted: 07.04.10 
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Ah, okay, thanks! Next time I need a car I will simply sell my girlfriend. Didn't know that it's so easy... :lol:

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PostPosted: 07.05.10 
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hihi funniest answer i ever got :)

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PostPosted: 07.05.10 
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Drive car@sell wife



 


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PostPosted: 07.06.10 
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english translation for non german speaking cunts 8-)

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PostPosted: 07.06.10 
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Cookie wrote:
english translation for non german speaking cunts 8-)

jezus.... let me try:

" Do drive auto is OK can wife also sell no problemo
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Dear customer:(first error, cant express it in english since no adjective alternation...but this is still not important)
You can drive the car and to pay another persons than his wife

There is no problem
Thank You very much

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Hello, me and my wife wanna rent a car on Tenerife. the situation is following: I have drivers licence but no Credit Card. My wife has no drivers licence but a Credit Card. : ) Is there still possibility that we rent a car at You? Alternative i could pay You in cash.
Greets....
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I would say its killed by translation, since its the point in bad german, i dunno, its hillarious in german who knows how it sounds in english...

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PostPosted: 07.06.10 
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Maybe better translation in Serbian? :)

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PostPosted: 07.07.10 
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Ana wrote:
I would say its killed by translation, since its the point in bad german, i dunno, its hillarious in german who knows how it sounds in english...


.. oh u mean he did not mean to say 'its OK to sell your wife too'?
rofl - i just figured he's a sick perv :D

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