OK, translations for language ET, spoken in EE. These aren't necessarily literal (or even idiomatic), as some things won't just make sense, and some things had to be rephrased so the name wouldn't need to be inflected. You can replace "JRandomNoob" with %s, if you feel so inclined.
First, the existing ones:JRandomNoob tells you: STFU and play!
JRandomNoob ütleb: STFU ja mängi!
[dswp] suffers without JRandomNoob!
[dswp] kannatab, kui JRandomNoob ära on!
JRandomNoob counted to infinity two times.
JRandomNoob loendas lõpmatuseni. Kaks korda. ("JRandomNoob counted to infinity. Twice.")
Even Sherlock Holmes can't spot JRandomNoob.
JRandomNoob on kavalam kui Sherlock Holmes. ("JRandomNoob is more clever than Sherlock Holmes.")
JRandomNoob have you for breakfast one day.
JRandomNoob sööb sinusuguseid hommikueineks. ("JRandomNoob has the ones like you for breakfast.")
JRandomNoob can cut onions without crying.
JRandomNoob paneb sibulad nutma. ("JRandomNoob makes onions cry.")
JRandomNoob is Alpha and Omega.
JRandomNoob on A ja O.
If JRandomNoob finds u...
Kui JRandomNoob su üles leiab...
JRandomNoob doesn't need medic.
JRandomNoob ei vaja meedikut.
The hunter is JRandomNoob and the hunted is you.
Kütt on JRandomNoob ja saak oled sina.
JRandomNoob kicks ass
JRandomNoob ruulib täiega.
JRandomNoob makes you break your mouse and keyboard.
JRandomNoob on põhjus, miks su klaviatuur katki on. ("JRandomNoob is the reason why your keyboard's broken.")
JRandomNoob knows all of your excuses.
JRandomNoob teab kõiki su vabandusi.
JRandomNoob is more bad to your health then swine flu!
JRandomNoob on su tervisele kahjulikum kui seagripp!
Freeeeeeeeze! JRandomNoob will show up soon!
Paigal! JRandomNoob tuleb kohe!
JRandomNoob waits under ur bed.
JRandomNoob varitseb su voodi all.
Next, the strings from the depths of my creative brain:JRandomNoob can make headshots through walls. (
See here:-D)
JRandomNoob tulistab läbi seinte pähe.
JRandomNoob walks faster than you can sprint.
JRandomNoob kõnnib kiiremini kui sina sprindid.
JRandomNoob can pwn you with boots only.
JRandomNoob pwnib sind ka ainult saabastega.
JRandomNoob invented Urban Terror.
Urban Terrori mõtles välja JRandomNoob.
JRandomNoob can make quadruple walljumps.
JRandomNoob teeb neli seinahüpet järjest.
JRandomNoob's winstreak is ∞.
JRandomNoob on tapnud järjest ∞ vastast.
JRandomNoob uses you as a silencer.
JRandomNoob kasutab summutina sind.
JRandomNoob sneers at you. (Irregular Webcomic, anyone?)
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JRandomNoob is more awesome than Chuck Norris. / JRandomNoob converted Chuck Norris to UrT.
JRandomNoob on kõvem tegija kui Chuck Norris. / JRandomNoob veenis Chuck Norrise UrTi mängima.
JRandomNoob's skill has wrapped around several times.
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JRandomNoob doesn't need spawn protection.
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(BTW, I find it rather funny that SKracht mentioned Klingon on the page seven. Out of nine.)