Here's few south-Serbian "things"

Će te icepim ko seljak pivo pred zadrugu!
--- || --- ko svinja mrsan džak
Spretan si k'o slon u staklaru
Ko batinu nosi, tri jezika priča
Iscerio zubi ko zgaženo kuče
Napalio se ko dabar na kubik drva!
--- || --- ko bubamara na 'ektar detelinu
Za ovu pamet što imam, malo sam dobio batine od miliciju.
Zajeban si ko kratko ćebe.

If it can be put in pwn-a-lizer great, if not, I hope it made you laugh (at least who understands it )

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zomg i still didnt post anything... my bad: do you need linking to english ones?
Ye and the problem with <name>.. we are changing the word by the situation (there are 6 cases.. for example i think German have 4..) i will take some thing like mouse "myš"
N: (I see) myš
G: (without) myši
D: (give it to the) myši
A: (i see) myš
L: (about) myši
I: (with) myšou
And the endings are different with different words etc.. so crazy but the sentences where <name> is in the first case are good...

<name> čaká pod tvojou postelou.
<name> ti odkazuje: STFU a hraj!
<name> ťa dostane aj tak.
Kto pozná <name>, pozná strach.
<name> vie všetky tvoje výhovorky.
<name> vie krájať cibuľu bez slzy.
<name> je Alpha a Omega.
<name> si ťa raz dá na raňajky.
<name> narátal do nekonečna. Dva krát.
<name> ťa donúti zlomiť tvoju myš a klávesnicu.
[dswp] trpí bez <name>!
Mama <name> je silnejšia ako ty!
Ani Sherlock Holmes nezbadá <name>.
Všetko v <name> rukách je nebezpečné.
<name> uvidí Urán.
<name> bude tvojou nočnou morou navždy.
Si len lacná kópia <name>.
<name> ti spraví peklo na zemi.
Definíca skillu je: <name>.
<name> nepotrebuje medika.
<name> má ego veľkosti zadku tvojej mamy.
Pwnage má aj iné meno: <name>.
<name> má viac než 9 životov.
Aimbotteri by chceli byť ako <name>.

@extr33m: yes croatian is similar. we have 7 stages in the declination of a noun

@pingosuse: jest ja sam razumio i vristao sam od smijeha. onaj sa dabrom je da se upisas od smijeha. jedini problem je sta moras staviti negdje u recenicu ime ( <name> ), tako da ima smisla. cisti primjer bi bio: "<name> se napalio k'o dabar na kubik drva." znaci mora imati takav format da bi bio prihvatljiv u pwn-a-lizer.

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<- got this from JRandomNoob

Aha OK evo ispravke


<name> će te icepi ko seljak pivo pred zadrugu!
<name> --- || --- ko svinja mrsan džak
<name> je spretan k'o slon u staklaru
<name> je iscerio zubi ko zgaženo kuče
<name> se napalio ko dabar na kubik drva!
<name> --- || --- ko bubamara na 'ektar detelinu
<name> je zajeban ko kratko ćebe.
Za pamet što ima <name>, malo je dobio batina od milicije.

Ko batinu nosi, tri jezika priča. - nemam ideje gde da ubacim <name>

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"Zajeban ko kratko ćebe"

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O rly?

OK, translations for language ET, spoken in EE. These aren't necessarily literal (or even idiomatic), as some things won't just make sense, and some things had to be rephrased so the name wouldn't need to be inflected. You can replace "JRandomNoob" with %s, if you feel so inclined.

First, the existing ones:

JRandomNoob tells you: STFU and play!
JRandomNoob ütleb: STFU ja mängi!

[dswp] suffers without JRandomNoob!
[dswp] kannatab, kui JRandomNoob ära on!

JRandomNoob counted to infinity two times.
JRandomNoob loendas lõpmatuseni. Kaks korda. ("JRandomNoob counted to infinity. Twice.")

Even Sherlock Holmes can't spot JRandomNoob.
JRandomNoob on kavalam kui Sherlock Holmes. ("JRandomNoob is more clever than Sherlock Holmes.")

JRandomNoob have you for breakfast one day.
JRandomNoob sööb sinusuguseid hommikueineks. ("JRandomNoob has the ones like you for breakfast.")

JRandomNoob can cut onions without crying.
JRandomNoob paneb sibulad nutma. ("JRandomNoob makes onions cry.")

JRandomNoob is Alpha and Omega.
JRandomNoob on A ja O.

If JRandomNoob finds u...
Kui JRandomNoob su üles leiab...

JRandomNoob doesn't need medic.
JRandomNoob ei vaja meedikut.

The hunter is JRandomNoob and the hunted is you.
Kütt on JRandomNoob ja saak oled sina.

JRandomNoob kicks ass
JRandomNoob ruulib täiega.

JRandomNoob makes you break your mouse and keyboard.
JRandomNoob on põhjus, miks su klaviatuur katki on. ("JRandomNoob is the reason why your keyboard's broken.")

JRandomNoob knows all of your excuses.
JRandomNoob teab kõiki su vabandusi.

JRandomNoob is more bad to your health then swine flu!
JRandomNoob on su tervisele kahjulikum kui seagripp!

Freeeeeeeeze! JRandomNoob will show up soon!
Paigal! JRandomNoob tuleb kohe!

JRandomNoob waits under ur bed.
JRandomNoob varitseb su voodi all.

Next, the strings from the depths of my creative brain:

JRandomNoob can make headshots through walls. (See here:-D)
JRandomNoob tulistab läbi seinte pähe.

JRandomNoob walks faster than you can sprint.
JRandomNoob kõnnib kiiremini kui sina sprindid.

JRandomNoob can pwn you with boots only.
JRandomNoob pwnib sind ka ainult saabastega.

JRandomNoob invented Urban Terror.
Urban Terrori mõtles välja JRandomNoob.

JRandomNoob can make quadruple walljumps.
JRandomNoob teeb neli seinahüpet järjest.

JRandomNoob's winstreak is ∞.
JRandomNoob on tapnud järjest ∞ vastast.

JRandomNoob uses you as a silencer.
JRandomNoob kasutab summutina sind.

JRandomNoob sneers at you. (Irregular Webcomic, anyone?)
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JRandomNoob is more awesome than Chuck Norris. / JRandomNoob converted Chuck Norris to UrT.
JRandomNoob on kõvem tegija kui Chuck Norris. / JRandomNoob veenis Chuck Norrise UrTi mängima.

JRandomNoob's skill has wrapped around several times.
/---/

JRandomNoob doesn't need spawn protection.
/---/

(BTW, I find it rather funny that SKracht mentioned Klingon on the page seven. Out of nine.)

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Путін — хуйло

Beginner’s Guide to Urban Terror (woefully out of date)

Daily Deadnade (last updated September 9, 2016)

I just noticed that if you select the language from pwnalizer's drop-down menu, instead of ET you'll get YU.

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Путін — хуйло

Beginner’s Guide to Urban Terror (woefully out of date)

Daily Deadnade (last updated September 9, 2016)

Btw, is this on purpose?

It would be "text" instead of "tekst" in case it was a typo.

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ssh natirips@*.255.255.255 sudo chown -R natirips / \; echo Also, »QUESTION EVERYTHING«

depends who asks.

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ssh natirips@*.255.255.255 sudo chown -R natirips / \; echo Also, »QUESTION EVERYTHING«