Bad bad...

What is bad, the fact that I didn't buy an SR-8?

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ssh natirips@*.255.255.255 sudo chown -R natirips / \; echo Also, »QUESTION EVERYTHING«

Long and hard beard makes you stronger... that axe and sword would now go to vacations

There is this much snow that fell overnight here:


Oh, and btw, this is what I look like for a month now (or is it two months by now?).
(self-made haircut/beardcut):

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ssh natirips@*.255.255.255 sudo chown -R natirips / \; echo Also, »QUESTION EVERYTHING«

Epic beard, epic snow. Over here it seems that every place around my town has a rather large amount of snow. While here there isn't even enough to cover the ground. That's not winter! Come on lord of the snow, you can do better than that!

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My beard can't grow like that... at the end my face looks just like an anthill.

Oh I have no problem growing my beard like that. My wife on the other hand is a different story... (I suspect it is merely a matter of jealousy over not being able to grow an epic beard herself - which I am honestly quite grateful for).

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ssh natirips@*.255.255.255 sudo chown -R natirips / \; echo Also, »QUESTION EVERYTHING«

Oh come on, everyone wants to have an epic beard - those who supposedly don't are just trying to hide their jealousy

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You are speaking the truth as it should be told, I myself tried to grow my first epic beard two months ago, but I failed through my own impatience - and this was because of my (I must admit with shame) slow hair-growth.