Omg it is jrandomnoob!

[Crusher]

OMG!

The young man currently sitting in a darkened bedroom eating a microwavable French bread pizza for breakfast and listening to electronic dance music is, by simple virtue of his computing prowess, considered to be one of the most powerful individuals on earth.

http://www.theonion.com/article/world-b ... onia-50628

[RunTMC]

Maybe this is his younger brother?

[zietsh]

J, why did you have the mercy to let them publish this article?

[natirips]

Haha!

At press time, Pevkur was finishing several lines of source code on his laptop before starting a homework assignment due tomorrow, totally unaware his computer had just been infiltrated by a 13-year-old student from South Korea.

[JRandomNoob]

:-DDD Cower before me!