Ye Greate Engrishe Purge

[JRandomNoob]

most of them "b0rked" words are on purpose, if you think you spotted an honest mistake feel free to point it out in a separate thread (but don't expect them to be fixed )

OK then... Yes, I do realize that things like "chickenout" and "rulez" in the main menu are on purpose, no problem with that. I'll start with the pwnalizer strings then and we'll see how this works out.

JRandomNoob has more then 9 lives.
JRandomNoob has more than 9 lives.

JRandomNoob have you for breakfast one day.
JRandomNoob will have you for breakfast one day. (Or perhaps "any day".)

the success of JRandomNoob is legendary.
The success of JRandomNoob is legendary.

JRandomNoob is Alpha and Omega.
JRandomNoob is the Alpha and the Omega.

JRandomNoob gets u anyways.
JRandomNoob gets u anyway.

youre just a cheap copy of JRandomNoob.
You're just a cheap copy of JRandomNoob. (Or maybe "Ur just a", although this could be a bit confusing here.)

JRandomNoob ´s mother is stronger than u!
JRandomNoob's mother is stronger than u! (Note that's just not the space, but also acute instead of apostroph.)

JRandomNoob was never telefragged.
JRandomNoob has never been telefragged.

Everything in JRandomNoob 's hands is dangerous.
Everything in JRandomNoob's hands is dangerous.

JRandomNoob will be your nightmare forever.
JRandomNoob will be ur nightmare forever. (Style homogeneity FTW.)

JRandomNoob is more bad to your health then swine flu!
JRandomNoob is worse to your health than swine flu!

whos teh leader? JRandomNoob.
Who's teh leader? JRandomNoob.

Who knows JRandomNoob , knows fear.
Who knows JRandomNoob, knows fear.

JRandomNoob has an ego the size of you mamas ass.
JRandomNoob has ego the size of yo mama's ass.

JRandomNoob is quite literally your daddy. -- when called with &sex=female, it's still "daddy".

There's a difference between playful slang and just plain sloppiness. But as I said, this sloppy style is kinda charming:-)

Anyway, these are the strings I've been able to find this far (utilizing teh powar of refresh); off to make up new pwnstrings and translate the existing ones.

[wurst]

cool ill do the othographic overkill thx.
consider to make friendship with pirat.

while ure making urself so much trouble...
what u think about giving a batch of estonian lines?
the machine support a male and a female form, for the case your language has.
this is connected to the space between word and comma somehow btw

[JRandomNoob]

cool ill do the othographic overkill thx.
consider to make friendship with pirat.

Why, yes, Pirat sure does look like a nice guy, but what goal exactly do you have in mind? Would he give me loads of money for things like this?

while ure making urself so much trouble...
what u think about giving a batch of estonian lines?

I have a time machine:-) Already done.

[Ana]

jeezus, since when these purists started to glue to us?
gl
but that "then/than" i mean really, correct that now!

@ JRN: you've just had an english test?

[BEH]

Hmm.. I think some of your 'corrected' lines still aren't quite correct, JRandomNoob (I will short you to JRN from now on, just so you know)
And I'll give you my version of things if u really wanna know. else I'm ok with it. things arent meant to be perfect.

[JRandomNoob]

@ JRN: you've just had an english test?

My last English (or any other) test was about eleven years ago. Most of the language I've learned by myself (like, say, tenses, which I didn't know anything about before trying to translate an English SF text with no outside help).

Hmm.. I think some of your 'corrected' lines still aren't quite correct.

Entirely possible. Although I'm sure none of these are quite wrong, either:-)