As for the kid, he doesn't seem magnetic, just sweaty (and thus sticky). Also notice how stuff never sticks to him from below, but only from above (as in: he's leaning backwards a little bit). If it weren't winter I'd make a photo of myself doing something close to that. (someone remind me in the summer if you want to). Try placing a metal object on your palm and slowly rotate your palm (as if trying to throw it) until the object falls off. You'll see how long you can actually hold it. And most of you should be aware of how you can stick a piece of paper or a coin to your fingers and lift it off the table that way.
As for "lady gaga", he's almost as disgusting as the original.
ssh natirips@*.255.255.255 sudo chown -R natirips / \; echo Also, »QUESTION EVERYTHING«
