I have a small dick...

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I have a small dick...

Postby XTJ7 » 03.15.10

...but I love to play Colin McRae Dirt 2 - it's an awesome game.
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Don't hate me for it :D

Oh, here btw: http://www.xtj7.de/download/gaming.mp4
<XTJ7> !penis
<CuntBot> XTJ7, your penis is 23.3 cm long. 8=========D
<XTJ7> !8ball do i rock?
<CuntBot> XTJ7: OH YEAH !
<BEH> !8ball you lieing too?
<CuntBot> BEH: Totally not.
<BEH> -_-''
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Re: I have a small dick...

Postby N00bi » 03.15.10

smallest dick ever? :o
maybe a cunt???????
Finished jump maps atm 20 =D

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Re: I have a small dick...

Postby Samtron » 03.15.10

As I said in IRC: "Wow, nice!" :o :!:
Did you spend all your money on electronic stuff so that you have to buy Edeka's cheapest "Gut Und Günstig" drinks? ;)
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Re: I have a small dick...

Postby HumppaLakki » 03.16.10

nerd :lol:
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Re: I have a small dick...

Postby natirips » 03.16.10

Shifting gears like that must feel like driving a Renault 4. :lol:
ssh natirips@*.255.255.255 sudo chown -R natirips / \; echo Also, »QUESTION EVERYTHING«
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Re: I have a small dick...

Postby AimMe » 03.16.10

:o nice
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Re: I have a small dick...

Postby XTJ7 » 03.16.10

Nah, their juice is actually quite ok. I got no problem drinking that :D
<XTJ7> !penis
<CuntBot> XTJ7, your penis is 23.3 cm long. 8=========D
<XTJ7> !8ball do i rock?
<CuntBot> XTJ7: OH YEAH !
<BEH> !8ball you lieing too?
<CuntBot> BEH: Totally not.
<BEH> -_-''
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Re: I have a small dick...

Postby Valakas » 03.16.10

With that guear you ought to be playing this! http://www.lfs.net/
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Re: I have a small dick...

Postby ChineseDemocracy » 03.17.10

You should get a fan and aim it at your head for extra effect, however whats left of your dick may disappear.

:cry:
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Re: I have a small dick...

Postby wurst » 03.17.10

look this passioned nerd. hes building a flight simulator since 1998!

http://www.edtk.de/
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